this one was a doozy

i didnt think that such an experience would happen within the same day as the beasty poop i took earlier, but i guess that life really is like a box of chocolates. a box you poop out, that is.

so i was jamming it up on the web until suddenly i could feel my stomach turn. it turned a whole 360 degrees and walked away. away into a feeling called pain.

i bolted out the door and ripped off my pants as fast as my hands could move. i sat down to release myself, and boy was i lucky. it was sliding through my buttcheeks as i was anchoring my ass to the seat. if i had been a second late, i mightve crapped all over myself.

you guys know what im saying?

it was around 5am

i woke up with a burning sensation hot enough to feel from my toes. i knew what had to be done. i jumped out of bed and nearly tumbled into the bathroom. i quickly slammed the door shut, dropped my pants, and began my journey.

as the sun rose and the birds chirped, i opened the door, glowing with victory.

it was such a big poop

i took a ginormous dump tooday

bro this is how long it was

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like arouind that