Tuesday, August 31, 2010

dat corn ass

it finally came out. covered in blood.

guys im worried

no poops lately

seriously.

where the fuck is all my poop? i cant make a poop blog withouit my poop

Monday, August 30, 2010

my anus is torn

my blood to poop ratio coming out is around 1:5. pretty disgusting, bros. every dump i take is terrible, i can feel the blood drip from my anus. i hope its nothing serious

im eating corn right now

i hope to see my feast later in my feces.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

megabomb

i megabombed my toliet and almost shattered that bastard.

so much blood, stool, stool in my blood, and blood in my stool.

5/29/10 never forget

Saturday, August 28, 2010

drought

i havent shit this whole day.

either im dry from yesterdays escapades or my body is making a super bomb.

either way, come at me bro.

got outta bed for this piece of shit

so as i felt this uncomfortable feeling erupting from my anus as i tossed and turned in my bed.

its been going on since around 12:30. i look at the clock. then i look back at me. then i look back at the clock. the clock is not old spice. it is 1:30.

one whole hour i was tossing because of this nasty feeling. i decided to be a man and go 1-on-1 with this son of a bitch.

so im sitting on the toliet and the second i release, a fucking waterfall of shit and liquids just pour out. i got the shitagra falls coming out my ass at a couple pints a second and after a few minutes, im done. my anus feels completely empty and i shove a roll of 2-ply toliet paper up my hole to make sure it wont leak.

going back to bed now.