dat corn ass

it finally came out. covered in blood.

guys im worried

no poops lately

seriously.

where the fuck is all my poop? i cant make a poop blog withouit my poop

my anus is torn

my blood to poop ratio coming out is around 1:5. pretty disgusting, bros. every dump i take is terrible, i can feel the blood drip from my anus. i hope its nothing serious

im eating corn right now

i hope to see my feast later in my feces.

megabomb

i megabombed my toliet and almost shattered that bastard.

so much blood, stool, stool in my blood, and blood in my stool.

5/29/10 never forget

drought

i havent shit this whole day.

either im dry from yesterdays escapades or my body is making a super bomb.

either way, come at me bro.

got outta bed for this piece of shit

so as i felt this uncomfortable feeling erupting from my anus as i tossed and turned in my bed.

its been going on since around 12:30. i look at the clock. then i look back at me. then i look back at the clock. the clock is not old spice. it is 1:30.

one whole hour i was tossing because of this nasty feeling. i decided to be a man and go 1-on-1 with this son of a bitch.

so im sitting on the toliet and the second i release, a fucking waterfall of shit and liquids just pour out. i got the shitagra falls coming out my ass at a couple pints a second and after a few minutes, im done. my anus feels completely empty and i shove a roll of 2-ply toliet paper up my hole to make sure it wont leak.

going back to bed now.

this one was a doozy

i didnt think that such an experience would happen within the same day as the beasty poop i took earlier, but i guess that life really is like a box of chocolates. a box you poop out, that is.

so i was jamming it up on the web until suddenly i could feel my stomach turn. it turned a whole 360 degrees and walked away. away into a feeling called pain.

i bolted out the door and ripped off my pants as fast as my hands could move. i sat down to release myself, and boy was i lucky. it was sliding through my buttcheeks as i was anchoring my ass to the seat. if i had been a second late, i mightve crapped all over myself.

you guys know what im saying?

it was around 5am

i woke up with a burning sensation hot enough to feel from my toes. i knew what had to be done. i jumped out of bed and nearly tumbled into the bathroom. i quickly slammed the door shut, dropped my pants, and began my journey.

as the sun rose and the birds chirped, i opened the door, glowing with victory.

it was such a big poop

i took a ginormous dump tooday

bro this is how long it was

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