so as i felt this uncomfortable feeling erupting from my anus as i tossed and turned in my bed.
its been going on since around 12:30. i look at the clock. then i look back at me. then i look back at the clock. the clock is not old spice. it is 1:30.
one whole hour i was tossing because of this nasty feeling. i decided to be a man and go 1-on-1 with this son of a bitch.
so im sitting on the toliet and the second i release, a fucking waterfall of shit and liquids just pour out. i got the shitagra falls coming out my ass at a couple pints a second and after a few minutes, im done. my anus feels completely empty and i shove a roll of 2-ply toliet paper up my hole to make sure it wont leak.
going back to bed now.