Saturday, August 28, 2010

got outta bed for this piece of shit

so as i felt this uncomfortable feeling erupting from my anus as i tossed and turned in my bed.

its been going on since around 12:30. i look at the clock. then i look back at me. then i look back at the clock. the clock is not old spice. it is 1:30.

one whole hour i was tossing because of this nasty feeling. i decided to be a man and go 1-on-1 with this son of a bitch.

so im sitting on the toliet and the second i release, a fucking waterfall of shit and liquids just pour out. i got the shitagra falls coming out my ass at a couple pints a second and after a few minutes, im done. my anus feels completely empty and i shove a roll of 2-ply toliet paper up my hole to make sure it wont leak.

going back to bed now.

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